tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77154712024-03-13T05:08:07.744-05:00The Bellman has your snark right hereJasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529428284031416088noreply@blogger.comBlogger2233125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-36425309399634586022012-07-27T16:55:00.001-05:002012-07-27T16:56:22.468-05:00Dumb Video Games: Pandemic EditionThe game <a href="http://pandemic3.com/">Pandemic II</a> challenges you to destroy the world. Are you up to the challenge or will you let a bunch of monkeys in lab coats defeat you?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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On the first leg of my recent air travel, I ran across a letter from the CEO of United Air. It may surprise you to discover that he argues for…<br />
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… lower taxation of his industry!<br />
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There's no mention of the reason those taxes exist, so we must assume for ourselves that he does not believe we need to hire 2500 air traffic controllers.<br />
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But really, I came today to post a snarky proofread of his otherwise insipid letter:<br />
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I don't think he understands what "revenue" means. It usually starts with a single penny, no?Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529428284031416088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-77585608246259284972012-07-23T20:55:00.002-05:002012-07-23T21:01:43.252-05:00The Whole of Existence Frightens MeI may be late to the party on this, but <a href="http://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard" target="_blank">the KimKierkegaardashian Twitter feed</a> is awesome.<br />
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<br />Joe6paqhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14377784476010530375noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-6178389258824533732012-07-20T15:31:00.002-05:002012-07-20T15:31:14.270-05:00Blogging!Nobody's been using this space in a while… I've even let the banner image hosting lapse. But I'm about to get it rolling again, even if only for two weeks.Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529428284031416088noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-27967251031152266362012-05-10T11:53:00.003-05:002012-05-10T12:03:45.677-05:00Absolutely random Thursday gaming edition<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5y0T8fg9bwI/T6vz9pgDJ9I/AAAAAAAAAN0/AJq-a8RYlDw/s1600/medium_wolfenstein2_01.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5y0T8fg9bwI/T6vz9pgDJ9I/AAAAAAAAAN0/AJq-a8RYlDw/s320/medium_wolfenstein2_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5740950390451677138" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://wolfenstein.bethsoft.com/game_NA.php">Classic Castle Wolfenstein 3-D</a> is free, free, free!DEFCON1http://www.blogger.com/profile/13509684416635939365noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-72170791591804891252012-03-21T10:32:00.000-05:002012-03-21T10:32:39.551-05:00Killing space<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"social media eventually fosters a sense of self-loathing… unless you’re stupid, in which case you’re as happy as a pig in shit"</span><br />
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<a href="http://www.magnificentruin.com/post/19656845317/social-media-eventually-fosters-a-sense-of"><i>via</i></a>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529428284031416088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-43323998840585389522012-02-23T14:01:00.001-06:002012-02-23T14:07:34.712-06:00Privacy in a world bereft of privacy, part 6: Good manners<a href="http://numbskulduggery.net/post/18076041839/about-online-privacy">This is really smart</a>. After pointing out that targeted advertising is not the main problem with privacy (a point we've tried to make on this blog before), the author states:<br />
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<blockquote class="tr_bq">On the other hand, it does seem to me that there is a serious problem about online privacy, and one that is only ever discussed tangentially. The problem that I’m thinking about arises out of the fact that the web is a social space, and yet because of the implicit threat of punishment, one is all but forced to show a false face in this part of one’s social life.</blockquote><blockquote class="tr_bq">To the extent this issue is discussed at all, the presumption is that those who are punished deserved that punishment, either because their honesty showed them to be a bad person or because their honesty showed them to lack prudence. Which is to say we see a lot of discussion about what you can or should do to protect your reputation online, and no discussion at all of the norms behind our expectations.</blockquote><br />
I have a kind of utopian view that new social norms will <i>inevitably </i>evolve to cover these new capabilities, but even in the utopian view, this kind of change only occurs in response to very visible disasters, and will take a long time. <a href="http://thebellman.blogspot.com/2010/08/might-just-be-crazy-enough-to-work.html">We've covered this before</a>.<br />
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So lets take a look at one of the more concrete concerns that's happening right now: If you are looking for a new job, your potential employer is almost certain to google (or bing or siri) you. If the top result is a picture of you doing a keg stand while wearing a 10-inch pink strap on, you will probably not get the job. (Or, just maybe, you will get your <i>dream job</i>.)<br />
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As an employer I have a strong incentive to, as the author would have it, peek through the open window of my potential employee. And I have almost zero blowback for doing so. And until this leads to widespread social unease, that's going to remain true.<br />
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So I agree 100 percent with the author's take, but I think it's also very important to be discussing the steps we should take to protect ourselves, and our children, right now, while we wait for society to adjust.<br />
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<blockquote>[Google's augmented reality] glasses will have a low-resolution built-in camera that will be able to monitor the world in real time and overlay information about locations, surrounding buildings and friends who might be nearby, according to the Google employees. The glasses are not designed to be worn constantly — although Google expects some of the nerdiest users will wear them a lot — but will be more like smartphones, used when needed.
Internally, the Google X team has been actively discussing the privacy implications of the glasses and the company wants to ensure that people know if they are being recorded by someone wearing a pair of glasses with a built-in camera. |<a href="http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/02/21/google-to-sell-terminator-style-glasses-by-years-end/">Google to Sell Heads-Up Display Glasses by Year’s End</a> - New York Times|</blockquote>
Fast Company <a href="http://www.fastcompany.com/1818541/follow-up-googles-goggles-get-plausible">suspects</a> Google will eventually try to monetize this technology... but that strikes me as a small price to pay for Google making augmented reality a reality.
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The new system consists of advanced contact lenses working in conjunction with lightweight eyewear. </p>
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The contact lenses contain optics that focus images displayed on the eyewear onto the light-sensing retina in the back of the eye, allowing the wearer to see them properly.
Conventional mobile device screens are often too small to read comfortably "and certainly too small to enjoy," Willey said.
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In contrast, <b>Innovega's contact lenses could effectively generate displays with a screen size "equivalent to a 240-inch television, viewed at a distance of 10 feet.</b>"</p>
Moreover, by projecting slightly different pictures to each eye, the display can generate the illusion of 3D. "You get full 3D, full HD, fully panoramic images," Willey said. |<a href="http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=virtual-reality-contact-l">SA</a>|</blockquote>
Based on the article, I believe this technology is still vaporware, but the potential for <a href="http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/106263-wireless-contact-lens-display-now-a-reality">displaying pixels wirelessly in contact lenses</a> has been demonstrated sufficiently that <a href="http://www.darpa.mil/">DARPA</a> is now playing a funding role in developing this technology.<br />
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This gives me goosebumps on my fleshy parts.<style type="text/css">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }</style><div class="flickr-frame"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/12634034@N02/4622493294/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4042/4622493294_c9810f73a6.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /></a><br /> <span class="flickr-caption"><em><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/12634034@N02/4622493294/">Heads Up Display</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/12634034@N02/">Crappinni</a></em>.</span></div>Safety Nealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07342660829277897082noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-38352040402398814162012-01-27T07:50:00.005-06:002012-01-27T07:57:53.900-06:00Comics Friday: The Fringe Candidates<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CssW_COBsWI/TyKsemqy-zI/AAAAAAAAAFc/0VRM495j3vg/s1600/2012-01-24-the-fringe-candidates.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CssW_COBsWI/TyKsemqy-zI/AAAAAAAAAFc/0VRM495j3vg/s400/2012-01-24-the-fringe-candidates.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702309719980571442" /></a><a href="http://hijinksensue.com/comics/2012-01-24-the-fringe-candidates.jpg">Hijinks Ensue</a><br /><div><br /></div>Joe6paqhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14377784476010530375noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-91376715837371765022011-11-11T10:19:00.000-06:002011-11-11T10:19:53.969-06:00Comics Friday: God works in mysterious ways editionDumb games Friday was too much effort, because we have to play a game for a while to know whether it's worth posting. So instead I'm trying out webcomics. <div><br />
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</div><div>First, there's a lot about the technical failures of Facebook and Google+ to get at the "graph" part of the Social Graph.<br />
<div><blockquote class="tr_bq">There's also the matter of things that XFN doesn't allow you to describe. There's no <tt style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ddeeff; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; color: #2266aa;">nemesis</tt>or <tt style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ddeeff; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; color: #2266aa;">rival</tt>, since the standards writers wanted to exclude negativity. The gender-dependent second e on <tt style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ddeeff; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; color: #2266aa;">fiancé(e)</tt> panicked the spec writers, so they left that relationship out. Neither will they allow you to declare an <tt style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ddeeff; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; color: #2266aa;">ex-spouse</tt> or an <tt style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ddeeff; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; color: #2266aa;">ex-colleague</tt>.<br />
And then there's the question of how to describe the more complicated relationships that human beings have. Maybe my friend Bill is a little abrasive if he starts drinking, but wonderful with kids - how do I mark that? Dawn and I go out sometimes to kvetch over coffee, but I can't really tell if she and I would stay friends if we didn't work together. I'd like to be better friends with Pat. Alex is my AA sponsor. Just how many kinds of edges are in this thing?<br />
And speaking of booze, how come there's a field for declaring I'm an alcoholic (<tt style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ddeeff; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; color: #2266aa;">opensocial.Enum.Drinker.HEAVILY</tt>) but no way to tell people I smoke pot? Why are the only genders <tt style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ddeeff; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; color: #2266aa;">male</tt> and <tt style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #ddeeff; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; color: #2266aa;">female</tt>? Have the people who designed this protocol really never made the twenty mile drive to San Francisco?</blockquote> Then there's some great stuff about how anti-social social networks really are:<br />
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<blockquote class="tr_bq">You might almost think that the whole scheme had been cooked up by a bunch of hyperintelligent but hopelessly socially naive people, and you would not be wrong. Asking computer nerds to design social software is a little bit like hiring a Mormon bartender. Our industry abounds in people for whom social interaction has always been more of a puzzle to be reverse-engineered than a good time to be had, and the result is these vaguely Martian protocols.</blockquote><div><blockquote class="tr_bq">Social networks exist to sell you crap. The icky feeling you get when your friend starts to talk to you about Amway, or when you spot someone passing out business cards at a birthday party, is the entire driving force behind a site like Facebook.</blockquote><br />
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He's also a criminal and a joke, and Italy will be well rid of him, maybe <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-italy-berlusconi-20111108,0,6646888.story">soon</a>:<br />
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<blockquote class="tr_bq">Reporting from Rome— Italy's beleaguered prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi, has survived more than 50 no-confidence votes and multiple accusations of criminal and sexual impropriety, including charges he paid for sex with a 17-year-old girl. But the 75-year-old billionaire may have finally met his match in the bond market. </blockquote><blockquote class="tr_bq">With dwindling confidence in Berlusconi's ability to manage Italy's affairs — and the Eurozone's debt crisis hanging in the balance — investors Monday pushed up Italian bond yields to a euro-era high of 6.63%. That means higher borrowing costs, and takes the yield ever closer to a point that tipped Greece, Ireland and Portugal over the edge and seeking financial rescue.</blockquote><blockquote class="tr_bq">… Indeed, the reaction from financial markets adds to "strong pressure for Berlusconi to resign," said Sergio Fabbrini, political science professor at the LUISS Guido Carli university in Rome.</blockquote><br />
In once sense, this the ultimate referendum on his performance. The bond rates represent the utter failure of the country to right itself.<br />
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On the other hand, as much as I would like to see Berlusconi out, there's something unseemly about the bond market* having this much power over a sovereign, democratic country. It reminds me of the rating agencies trying to dictate the size of our own budget cuts during the summer.<br />
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Capitalism should be a tool in service of democracy, not the other way around.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">* The bond market is people, my friend. </span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529428284031416088noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-91788748511343530192011-11-07T12:28:00.000-06:002011-11-07T12:28:19.260-06:00It's the (plausibility of) equality, stupidOne assumes it's our old Doctor DR, posting at <a href="http://numbskulduggery.net/">numskulduggery</a>, who highlighted <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/what-wall-street-protesters-are-so-angry-about-2011-10?op=1">this quote</a>:<br />
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<i>"The problem in a nutshell is this: Inequality in this country has hit a level that has been seen only once in the nation’s history, and unemployment has reached a level that has been seen only once since the Great Depression. And, at the same time, corporate profits are at a record high. In other words, in the never-ending tug-of-war between “labor” and “capital,” there has rarely—if ever—been a time when “capital” was so clearly winning."</i><br />
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I have to think we are reaching a tipping point, here, and that we will tip towards progress. And here's why.<br />
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During the formative years of the blogosphere, I spent many, many words here and in comments on other sites making the case that the middle class was losing under trickle-down and deregulatory policies. During this time, I could rarely get our conservative interlocutors to agree to the basic facts.<br />
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Now, however, these facts are widely reported and discussed. And conservatives have been forced from being "income inequality deniers" into a far less defensible position that this dramatic inequality is somehow OK. We shouldn't demonize success, after all.Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529428284031416088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-55438059310189792242011-10-26T22:04:00.001-05:002011-10-26T22:04:20.517-05:00Facebook finds European Privacy Laws more StringentAn Austrian law student named Max Schrems has filed complaints against Facebook for violation of his privacy rights with the Irish Privacy Commissioner.
He's also set up a website called <a href="http://europe-v-facebook.org/EN/en.html">Europe v. Facebook</a> where you can read his <a href="http://europe-v-facebook.org/EN/Complaints/complaints.html">22 complaints</a>.
According to <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/oct/20/facebook-fine-holding-data-deleted">some news coverage</a>, Facebook could be fined 100,000 Euros (nearly $140,000) for its violations of Irish law.
Could this be the beginning of the end of Facebook as we know it?Safety Nealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07342660829277897082noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-71452143472887693902011-10-25T23:57:00.003-05:002011-10-26T00:02:29.696-05:00I'm sorry, but The Simpsons is still funny<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zr77VaDNSr8/TqeTnpuchuI/AAAAAAAAAMs/phHSYI4QNj8/s1600/260px-TheVoiceoverYears.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 260px; height: 195px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zr77VaDNSr8/TqeTnpuchuI/AAAAAAAAAMs/phHSYI4QNj8/s320/260px-TheVoiceoverYears.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5667660965493901026" border="0" /></a><br />Discuss. They even made a funny World Trade Center joke in this episode.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Archer</span> is still the best animated show on TV.DEFCON1http://www.blogger.com/profile/13509684416635939365noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-3748889248347706942011-10-13T19:53:00.002-05:002011-10-13T20:09:03.084-05:00Thank you, Federal Aviation Administration, for giving us a new euphemism for sex"Physically jostled."<br /><br /><iframe src="http://eplayer.clipsyndicate.com/cs_api/iframe?pl_id=21515&page_count=5&wpid=9597&tags=CCTVI_NEWS_LOCAL,9597&windows=1&va_id=2924355&show_title=0&auto_start=0&auto_next=1" frameborder="0" height="330" scrolling="no" width="425"></iframe>DEFCON1http://www.blogger.com/profile/13509684416635939365noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-72610195116285714682011-10-06T13:58:00.002-05:002011-10-06T13:58:47.490-05:00We could have just scooted over<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Everybody is quoting Steve Jobs talking about how death is "…life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new." </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">So, what has Steve's death made way for? I'd really like to know. </span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529428284031416088noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-50448881882252497992011-09-19T13:57:00.000-05:002011-09-19T13:57:12.639-05:00"A five tonne, 20-year-old satellite has fallen out of orbit and is expected to crash somewhere on Earth"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helmet, Freesans, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">"Nasa says the risk to life from the UARS - Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite - is just 1 in 3,200."</span></span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">via MoJo</div><span id="goog_2147078659"></span><span id="goog_2147078660"></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529428284031416088noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-91679495023253118812011-08-25T15:28:00.000-05:002011-08-25T15:28:32.328-05:00Wait… what did you just say? I didn't, uh, hear you, I, uh, guess<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Cannabis_macro.JPG/800px-Cannabis_macro.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="424" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Cannabis_macro.JPG/800px-Cannabis_macro.JPG" width="640" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">"Once these population differences were corrected for, the long-term effects of marijuana use disappeared: The scientists found that “there were no significant between group differences.” In other words, the amount of pot consumed had no measurable impact on cognitive performance. The sole exception was performance on a test of short-term verbal memory, in which “current heavy users” performed slightly worse than former users. The researchers conclude that, contrary to earlier findings, the mind altering properties of marijuana are ephemeral and fleeting…" | <a href="http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/08/does-marijuana-make-you-stupid/">via FC</a> |</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;">Unrelated: I'm getting smarter every day. </span></span>Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529428284031416088noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-54803512956170542962011-08-25T10:17:00.000-05:002011-08-25T10:17:06.655-05:00what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break?Mark Twain <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/personal/archive/2011/08/tragic/244044/#comment-294764298">said</a>,<br />
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"Why, it was like reading about France and the French, before the ever memorable and blessed Revolution, which swept a thousand years of such villany away in one swift tidal-wave of blood--one: a settlement of that hoary debt in the proportion of half a drop of blood for each hogshead of it that had been pressed by slow tortures out of that people in the weary stretch of ten centuries of wrong and shame and misery the like of which was not to be mated but in hell.<br />
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There were two 'Reigns of Terror,' if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the 'horrors' of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break?<br />
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What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror--that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves."<br />
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… in reference to the Civil War.Jasonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00529428284031416088noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-32835026988754430212011-08-16T11:55:00.000-05:002011-08-16T11:55:19.376-05:00Who drops out of the GOP race next?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Newt_Gingrich_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg/220px-Newt_Gingrich_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Newt_Gingrich_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg/220px-Newt_Gingrich_by_Gage_Skidmore_2.jpg" width="172" /></a></div><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Herman_Cain_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/220px-Herman_Cain_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Herman_Cain_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/220px-Herman_Cain_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg" width="160" /></a>My money is on Santorum, as Cain is too crazy to realize he is beaten and Gingrich is just going for the payday anyway. What do you think?<br />
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<br />Here are some other cartoon lyrics I think he could maybe use:
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<br />"When in this world, the headlines read of those whose hearts are filled with greed, who rob and steal from those who need, [I'll] right this wrong with blinding speed... I'm an underdog..."
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<br />"You've got the touch, you've got the power."
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<br />"[I'll] fight for freedom wherever there's trouble."
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<br />"Come along with the Snorks. Swim along with the Snorks. Play along with the Snorks. Happy to be living under the sea."
<br />P Tysonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04743126934714072311noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7715471.post-67194166606788337462011-08-12T12:30:00.002-05:002011-08-12T12:38:23.661-05:00Dr. Beardlove: Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love PrognosticationBellmen: Ring your bells, load your muskets, ride your horses, and warn the British. The republican primaries are coming, and it is time to prognosticate.
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<br />Iowa had a little event at the state fair yesterday, and a few blowhards blew. Perhaps drawn by the lure of fried butter, or piqued by the shallowness of the republican pool, Perry is expected to officially throw his 10-gallon into the deep end a little later tonight.
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<br />I couldn't help but notice we're not talking about it.
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<br />My observations? A Texas candidate is nothing without Rove. I don't think Rick Perry's pray and wait strategy will play where it counts, mainly the important north-east and mid-west primary states. He should also be easily overcome if the actual Texas books are scrutinized. (And I don't mean our text books). The cooked books and fudged numbers that won him a few elections out here will definitely come to light (if not in the primaries then in the general election). As weird as it is, I just don't see how Romney should be worried about Perry's entry.
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<br />That said, I can't wait for Perry to enter the debates.
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