10/16/06

I'm only about 80% sure that this is funny

At a news conference at an Italian restaurant, [Mike] Tyson said he would likely go just four rounds and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe.

Wolfe, from Waco, Texas, is 21-1 with 15 knockouts.

"She's such a prominent, dominant woman in the boxing field," Tyson said.

When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, "I'm very serious."
|ESPN|

It helps to read it out loud to yourself using your best Mike Tyson voice for the quotes. I busted out my John Facenda (the NFL Films guy) impression for the rest.

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