I'm celebrating by going to the dentist. My safe word is "bwaarghahum!"
A friend of mine asked me to write some Valentines Day poetry for her to share with her favorite baristas. Since I'm no poet, I wrote bastardized haiku. Here's one:
Coffee like love needs
A little bit of sugar
A whole lot of cream.
Addendum:
Be mine barista
Coffee consumates
Our gluttinous lonely lust
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