I covet the THUNDER POWER 1000 and am working to acquire one for the big bad grad union. From the description:
Deafening! This megaphone will clear the streets and rattle the windows! The ThunderPower 1000 is designed for military and crowd control applications and has an extremely durable metal construction. It has an auxiliary jack so you can easily plug in your MP3 player, microphone or other external device to sing along with, talk over music or make sound effects. |source|
Can you even begin to imagine the power and the glory that would accrue to an organization with such a megaphone? Why, we could be just like the marines who took out Noreiga!
I've got goosebumps.