The guy who tried (and failed via skateboarder) to burn a Koran over the weekend down in Amarillo and runs a group dedicated to detering "promiscuity, homosexuality and non-Christian worship practices through confrontation and prayer" has a day job guarding plutonium at local nuclear weapons production facility.img
"Just the place for a Snark!" the Bellman cried,
As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his hair.
"Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true."
I love the photo accompanying this post. We should all try to buy organic, local plutonium and support small plutonium farmers! :)
ReplyDeletei·ro·ny (n.) - a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development in literature, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated
ReplyDeleteOne Kansas plutonium farmer feeds 50 people... plus you!
ReplyDeleteI think you mean, "One Kansas plutonium farmer kills 50 people...plus you!"
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