'A bullet in the chamber is worth two in the pocket' and other pearls of constabulary wisdom

My most recent interaction with a police officer went reasonably well. I suggested to my cousin Jimmy, who had just graduated from the police academy, that maybe, just maybe, fewer people would hate cops if so many cops didn't insist on being such assholes all the time. Jimmy didn't draw his gun or anything, but he sure didn't cotton to the idea of Andy Griffith as a positive role model.

That's neither here nor there, I suppose, but since you're thinking about our friends in blue anyway, maybe you should head on over to discourse.net and read about asking cops for a complaint form.