Global War on Running With Scissors

Just another reminder why the "War on Terror" is a meaningless and cynical political construct that will have just as much success as the War on Poverty and the War on Drugs:

From 1995 to 2005, 3175 Americans died as the result of terrorism. More Americans were killed by being shot by law enforcement in that same period.

Also in that period, 16,742 Americans died as a result of their hernias.

Americans must unite if we are to win the Global War on Hernias.

(source: Wired News)

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