All your money won't another minute buy

Here's a phrase I never expected to see: "...an ancient, secluded exotic location 650' below the Kansas prairie!"

It's part of a description of the Kansas Underground Salt Museum in Hutchinson.

The Underground Salt Museum, I'd have you know, is one of the eight wonders of Kansas. Can you imagine? Kansas has eight wonders when the ancient world had only seven. Land of Ahhhs is right!

The other seven:

• The world's largest hand-dug well
  
• The Cheyenne Bottoms/Quivira National Wildlife Refuge
  
• The Eisenhower Presidential Library
  
• The Kansas Cosmosphere
  
• Castle Rock
  
• St. Fidelis Catholic Church
  
• The Tallgrass Prairie National Preserve and the Flint Hills