Listen to your Emperor

We should petition congress to give Joshua Norton more than just ceremonial power. . . Perhaps over our foreign policy:

I mean, just consider this: in the past 15 years there have been 167 attacks on abortion clinics and 8 murders of personnel associated with abortion services within the United States. That's terrorism in the United States over a relatively obscure point of religious doctrine. How the fuck are the Palestinians supposed to keep terrorists from attacking a country that fires rockets into houses full of women and children to assassinate suspected radicals and terrorists?

Answer: there is simply no way it can be done. Any Israeli demand for peace on those terms is just a refusal buried under a heap of steaming bullshit.