• In a roman candle fight, having more roman candles than your opponents confers a significant tactical advantage.

  • From now on they should always play the superbowl in the rain.

  • Grad unionists will be interested to know that the word on the street is that the kids in corn country reached a tentative agreement on Friday.

  • Memo to GM: When you've spent the last several years buying out and laying off actual real human workers, it's bad form to put together a superbowl commercial that features a robot arm daydreaming about all of the shit jobs it will be consigned to if it loses its position on the GM assembly line. Having the robot arm dream of committing suicide is a particularly nasty touch.

  • Guitar Hero is a really fun game.

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