Morgellons Desease update: attack of the nanotech

Find something slightly unexplainable out there, and soon it will be cited as evidence of every conspiracy theory on the planet. In no time, I'd wager, people will claim that it's the 17th-century creation of the Bavarian Illuminati. In the meantime, however, check it!
Morgellons Disease is an intelligently designed radio-receptive nanotech invasion of living human tissue

Nice intro. Farther down:
The preliminary findings were alarming. Morgellons Disease appears to be a communicable nanotechnology invasion of human tissue in the form of self-assembling, self-replicating nanotubes, nanowires, and nanoarrays with sensors.
The nanomachines which precipitate Morgellons Disease use the human host's bio-electric energy as one of their power sources. There is evidence that certain of the tiny machines possess their own internal batteries as well. The Morgellons Disease nanomachines are configured to receive specific tuned microwave, EMF and ELF signals and radio data.


As long as we're covering the extremely odd, please accept this classically fortean bonus post:

Frogs rain down on serbia!
He said: "A whirlwind has sucked up the frogs from a lake, the sea or some other body of water somewhere else and carried them along to Odzaci where they have fallen to the ground. It is a recognised scientific phenomenon."

As I discussed in our tragically missing archives, this phenomenon is not adequately explained. "Recognized" does not mean "correct." Where the heck are all the leaves, snails, sticks, pebbles, and so on that were also presumably sucked up by the whirlwind? Maybe they landed on another town.

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