Hey, scandal monkey hive mind!

Tom DeLay's resignation reminds me that all good scandals have good names. Credit Mobilier. The Conway Cabal. The Dreyfus Affair. Watergate. So far though, none of the scandals facing the Republican cleptocracy have memorable labels.

I've been wracking my brain to come up with something, but so far all I've got are two ideas. They are:

• The Bush Presidency
  
• The Republican Party

Those scandal names work on a purely descriptive level, but they just don't soar, darn it. The floor is open for suggestions.