OFFICIAL NAME OF SNACK: Tootsie Roll Twin Bar Pack
WEIGHT: 2 oz.
SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Two long doodies rolled in plastic.
From THE OFFICIAL SNACK REPORT, home of the definitive tootsie roll dossier.
"Just the place for a Snark!" the Bellman cried,
As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his hair.
"Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true."