Tell me is it just a dream

Here's what I know about AG:

• Full name
  
• Social Security Number
  
• What he looks like
  
• Home address
  
• That he tested positive for cocaine in mid June, while testing negative for marijuana, amphetamines, opiates, and PCP.
  
• The specimen ID for said test.
  
• That whoever decided to distribute flyers with all of this information also saw fit to add the editorial comment, "Watch out for this man he deals drugs to kids and I've heard he molested one."

Also, because this is the internet age I know that AG isn't listed on the national sex offender registry, but does have a court date coming up (though not on any sort of criminal sexual conduct charge).