To fetch a pail of stupid

Let me tell you some things about Party A and Party B:

• Party A exchanged vows with Party B in a church wedding in front of family and friends.
  
• The state of California does not recognize their relationship.
  
• As far as Party A is concerned, she is a bride.
  
• Party A and Party B consider themselves to be part of a movement.
  
• Because their relationship is not recognized, Party A cannot sign up for Party B's health benefits.
  
• This leaves Party A and her two children without health insurance.
  
• Although their stand has been called frivolous, they feel that their rights have been violated.
  
• Party A and Party B feel like a a bride and groom.
  
• Party A and Party B do not get irony.

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