10/12/08

You know, for kids

I bought two packages of fortune cookies at the store last night. Both are from the same manufacturer, but one is supposed to have "fun messages for kids."

Standard: Being aware of your fears will improve your life.

For Kids: In competition you're a friendly winner and a cheerful loser. Best road is: No smoking, no alcoholic drinks, or no to unlawful drugs.

Standard: Do not let others take advantage of you.

For Kids: The world is brighter because you're in it. Best road is: No smoking, no alcoholic drinks, or no to unlawful drugs.

Standard: Unseen forces are working in your favor.

For Kids: People like you because you're fun to be with. Exercise or sports may help strengthen your body -- keep away from unlawful drugs.

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